{"title":"Dark Humour","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic sayings, spooky attitude and gothic humour for everyday wear and your next coffee break.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cnav aria-label=\"Shop this collection by category\" style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:12px;align-items:flex-start;width:min(90vw,560px);max-width:calc(100vw - 40px);margin-top:16px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humour-quotes\/ma-mugs#ResultsList\" style=\"display:block;flex:1 1 130px;max-width:160px;min-width:100px;color:white;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:relative;width:100%;aspect-ratio:1;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:absolute;left:8%;top:7%;width:84%;height:69%;background:white;border-radius:8px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/upload-1791462659085_fd250e7a-b452-4230-b176-8b6402a9fc3d.png?v=1791462671\" alt=\"Browse mugs in Dark Humour\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/morbidly-amused-glossy-liquid-frame.png?v=1791582410\" alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;pointer-events:none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;text-align:center;font-size:16px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;padding:4px 2px 12px;color:#fff;\"\u003eMugs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humour-quotes\/ma-totes#ResultsList\" style=\"display:block;flex:1 1 130px;max-width:160px;min-width:100px;color:white;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:relative;width:100%;aspect-ratio:1;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:absolute;left:8%;top:7%;width:84%;height:69%;background:white;border-radius:8px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/mockup-a399d38d1d64db8730eb179502e138f4.png?v=1791578823\" alt=\"Browse tote bags in Dark Humour\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/morbidly-amused-glossy-liquid-frame.png?v=1791582410\" alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;pointer-events:none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;text-align:center;font-size:16px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;padding:4px 2px 12px;color:#fff;\"\u003eTote Bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humour-quotes\/ma-clothing#ResultsList\" style=\"display:block;flex:1 1 130px;max-width:160px;min-width:100px;color:white;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:relative;width:100%;aspect-ratio:1;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;position:absolute;left:8%;top:7%;width:84%;height:69%;background:white;border-radius:8px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/mockup-209710229b8e0a0ed91b57e892f76308.png?v=1791580144\" alt=\"Browse clothing in Dark Humour\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/morbidly-amused-glossy-liquid-frame.png?v=1791582410\" alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"display:block;position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:contain;margin:0;pointer-events:none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;text-align:center;font-size:16px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;padding:4px 2px 12px;color:#fff;\"\u003eClothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/nav\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humour-quotes#ResultsList\" style=\"color:#df9bea;\"\u003eView all Dark Humour products\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fully-stocked-on-curses-gothic-mug-11oz","title":"Fully Stocked on Curses Gothic Mug — 11oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh out of f*cks. 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Bring a little spooky humour to your daily brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on both sides, for left- or right-handed use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains censored swearing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54238382948680,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/7872\/6216\/files\/morbidly-amused-curses-mug-left_ae76b612-8634-4869-8247-459bd4e2f206.png?v=1791392864"},{"product_id":"fully-stocked-on-curses-gothic-t-shirt-black","title":"Fully Stocked on Curses Gothic T-Shirt — Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh out of f*cks. 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